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Anonymous 07/16/2020 (Thu) 22:05:11 No. 1327 [Reply]
stickying random threads isnt going to make them better or boost board activity any
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>>1372 You mean that he's afraid /b/ would be deleted as server costs would get too high? Faggot = coward?

Anonymous 12/31/2020 (Thu) 14:53:33 No. 5015 [Reply]
>/b/ >on an irrelevant fucking dead imageboard. >three fucking stickies. Ask how I know you're a gaggle of rulecucks.
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Banner Thread Anonymous Board owner 12/20/2020 (Sun) 20:30:17 No. 4307 [Reply]
Size preferably around 323x107, though not too important. Filesize maximum is 1MB. All non-banner related posts are punishable by death.
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>>5810 Ding Dong Banneru.

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Anonymous 11/04/2020 (Wed) 16:34:10 No. 2433 [Reply]
Why is it that EVERY Japanese lesbian "kiss" is like pictured? That is; they more or less try to lick the other ones tongue, without lips touching.Why do they NEVER do a "lip lock" kiss?
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>>5839 You know what? I could see some good in that. Thanks. We were brought so low and to the brink of annihilation so that our rise to victory would be far more glorious and inspiring! Let the battle of our race's rise to supremacy become an unforgettable epic for the ages!
It's total cope, there's no kike god and shit just happens.
Porn is stimulation for the observer, not the participant. If you can't see their tongues, you can't know they're touching them together. Same reason all sex in porn is these silly dramatic vigorous thrusting motions pulling the penis almost all the way in and out on every stroke. Real sex, if you'd ever bother to do it, is more just holding tightly together and sortof rhythmically pressing. You can't see the genitals because they're tightly together, but that's what actually feels best for everyone involved.

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22 January 2021 shortlist of UNDERCOVER COPS on TWITCH Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 22:09:14 No. 5951 [Reply]
TWITCH MadsMikkelsen__ crypta dark__island123 king_kurt_2000
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>>5952 He posted a picture of an FBI agent. That's all the proof I need.
>>5952 How do you know those guys
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>>5951 Why don't they get a real job?

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THE GR8 DEB8 Anonymous 12/05/2020 (Sat) 01:24:20 No. 3251 [Reply] [Last]
IS LOLICON PEDOPHILIA? Are you ready for some hardcore banter, faggots? Today I ask the ultimate question. Is lolicon pedophilia/hebephilia? And no, I don't mean does loli=CP, or does loli=the medical paraphilia in its entirety which requires the obsession to interfere with your regular judgement and daily life. I mean, does sexual attraction to cartoon representations of little girls=sexual attraction to children, the laymen's definition and most common usage of the word pedophilia. I will make this argument, as a devil's advocate, that lolicon is almost definitely pedophilia. It is jacking off to the concept of fucking children. You won't find many sane people arguing that a man that primarily consumes regular straight hentai without deviations to faggotry isn't heterosexual just because he thinks 3D is PD. The same can be said of a man who jacks off to hard gay muscle yaoi almost definitely being homosexual. Japan doesn't see the difference. When they say lolicon, it can mean fiction, reality, or both. Here are some translated pages of Comic LO, a prime and popular lolicon magazine that is arguably representative of the voices of lolicons in Japan. It clearly uses lolicon to refer to attraction to real children. LO is published with an audience of pedophiles in mind, by the mangaka themselves. Now don't mistake my argument. The idea of lolicon being pedophilia is not antithetical to being pro-lolicon. Assuming it is pedophilia, it thus reasons that loli serves as a safe outlet for pedophiles that is harm free since it requires no children for its creation. Japan proves it doesn't increase child sexual abuse cases unless you want to make up some unverifiable bull about unreported cases being staggeringly high. It's also a matter of freedom of speech & expression that lolicon material should be able to freely exist. These are both principle and practical justifications to be pro-lolicon, even if it is pedophilia. Yes, I am a lolicon as I consume a large amount of it relative to other hentai. No, I have no attraction to real children, but I can't prove to myself or others that what is true of me is true of the majority of lolicons. It also can't be argued that since most lolicons claim to not like real kids, that they don't like real kids, since they would obsviously almost always lie about it if true and want to distance it from pedophilia. There's a small amount of verifiable information suggesting lolicon isn't pedophila, like the rate of convicted pedos with loli since its introduction to the west, but it's not much and is easily explained by loli being safer and more easily found than CP. Lots of lolicon is fairly anatomically correct in all aspects but the face, so it stands to reason lolicons are attracted to the bodies of children and not the faces, and would easily get a stiffy to nudes of a real girl featuring a bag on her head given that they have any attraction to 3D at all still. And all of this is to say nothing of how the lines are blurred when you get into text only fiction. >Inb4 it's a body type not an age, so it has nothing to do with children, she's 4000 years old bigot! Loli is a body type with proportions generally corresponding to children of the ages 7-14 according to the way the word is generally used both in the west and Japan. While 12-14 clearly enters hebe territory, I am of course talking about lolis in the body proportions range of appearing roughly 7-12 when arguing that lolicon is pedohphila, since loli also covers that small upper range of petite body types beyond what would be considered prepubescent. If the character doesn't look mostly representative of the proportions of those ages, it is not loli. You cannot divorce it from the appearance of age, no matter what you claim is canon, except in non-standard styles like chibi. Here is an editor of Comic LO clearly stating that the lolis should look like a certain age. http://archive.is/IB8Sf >When I was making arrangements with my boss: <"These characters look a little young for 9." >When I suggested making them 8 instead: <"LO's readers want 9-year-olds, 8 is too young. Change the picture instead!" Some Japs may also use loli to refer to toddlercon, though it is not common as far as I've seen.

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>>5820 Task 1 is complete. 1/6th of the way through task 2.
Is using junior idol gravure as reference wrong?
99% of lolicon is adult women with an overlaid "cute/moe" aesthetic. They're capable of taking huge dicks like women, they're hormonal and horny like women, they have a sexual response cycle like women, they have the same emotional and social attitudes toward sex like women. Sometimes they can even get pregnant despite being "prepubescent", similar to how the boys can ejaculate (and COPIOUSLY) despite being like 6. Just like shotas are overwhelmingly midget men with cute faces, lolis are small cute women. If real little girls are real apples, lolis are fictional oranges that have been painted red. Real little girls (and boys) have sex in a way that is physically, physiologically, mentally, emotionally, psychologically, and socially very different from the way adults do it. But porn is porn and all porn is basically the exact same thing; loli is no different. They're adults that don't look like them. The fact that they're fictional drawings is marginal compared to this. Same way furries aren't the same as real animals, not remotely.

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Anonymous 01/21/2021 (Thu) 18:29:13 No. 5912 [Reply]
>go to autoshop class in school because no car experience nor car nor dad because zoomshit >literally learn nothing about the fundementals of a car's operation, only now learning about the four strokes, over 2 months after the quarter begins, and less then a week from the quarter ending >i don't know what the fuck a transmission is and shit, I don't know anything about anything. I know you have the wagglestick on manuals, and the faggotstick on autos, and how a 4 stroke engine works and maybe how to change oil >my group has me, some twink, and local car guy(tm), I just piggyback off the work of local car guy while just hanging out with the twink lmao >still learn nothing about cars, which is shit, because i want to learn about cars so i can actually fix them when i inevitably start driving one what are your horseshit class stories
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OP, the problem is any "class" is designed to make the students pass tests so the school gets funding. Practical skills is irrelevant to (and in fact, a detriment to) your ability to fill in the correct bubbles on the scantrons. It doesn't matter if you actually learn how a car works in reality, so long as you learn how to pass the test about how the car works in theory. You want actual experience with cars? Find someone who works on cars and apprentice with him in any way you can. Volunteer at your local mechanic's shop, sweeping floors or whatever shit they need done, and pick up what's going on around you. With luck, some old salt will see you and bestow some of his ancient knowledge on you (and maybe bestow his ancient semen inside your tight youthful ass while he's at it). Human learn by doing things, not by looking at fucking textbooks with pictures. As for myself, I have a couple funny ones. I took a class in high school, Anatomy and Physiology, that was notoriously difficult. Despite not being an AP class, your grade was scored on your GPA like one. Every year, about 75% of the class would quit after the first month. Well, it turned out the reason was mostly because the teacher was a dunce who couldn't really teach worth a damn, and would frequently make mistakes in his lectures. Having a background in this topic (read Grey's Anatomy for funsies as a preteen), I could usually recognize this and would just read the textbook anyway. Tests were based on the textbook, not his lectures, *laughs out loud* Long story short, most of the class would get 50-70% on tests, while I would get in the high 90s. Yeah, I was the "curve-breaker"; he had to curve the test to the student below mine, so I scored like 120% on most tests. There was also the time when my Genetics class was going to have a Jeopardy!-style quiz tournament to review for the final exam. It was supposed to be one half of the class versus the other, each having five buzzers, but I practically dared the teacher to have it be me versus literally everyone else. And the silly fuck actually allowed it. Me with one buzzer, nine other people on the rest with others behind them so they could whisper answers. And I kicked their collective asses, with a final score something like 150 to 30. I guess these aren't really a horseshit class stories. Just my reminiscing about my being an insufferable genius 15 years ago.
>>5987 Nah, that's the thing. My school is very vocation-focused with it being generally the best if you want to go into the district's registered apprentice program. Plus I'm a leaf. We don't use "textbooks," we actually work on cars. The problem is the fact that the class is concerningly aimless, with poor organization or direction. The first thing we should've learned about is basic auto shop safety, which we did, but then learn about the absolute basics of a car's function.
>>5988 Seems like your teacher(s) are just incompetent then. That said, learning how a car works doesn't correlate exactly with learning how to fix it. A surgeon doesn't have to know the neurophysiology of the cardiac pacemaker in order to do a heart transplant. He just has to follow the correct steps and know when something is going wrong. Although, I find learning fundamentals to be critical to original thought and creativity (learning why a thing is a thing, rather than just copying) mechanical knowledge is mostly rote. What does a spark plug do? Who cares; here's what it looks like, how to remove/replace one, and how to properly gap it.

Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 23:14:48 No. 5955 [Reply]
I wish Nagatoro existed in RL. There are no bitchy asian women where I live.
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>>5955 Bitches/tsundere girls in real life are fucking terrible
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Original Nagatoro was better The manga / anime one is just typical wish fulfillment bullshit so tsundere girl

Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 13:07:47 No. 5970 [Reply]
>watch normie reality tv show for the first time in years >can't relate with any of the people there >probably because I just stare at a screen in my free time Does anyone here know this feel
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I masturbate all day.
>>5972 What about eating and using the bathroom?
>>5974 I pee and poop while I masturbate I eat my semen and poop and drink my piss

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Anonymous 01/23/2021 (Sat) 10:17:28 No. 5966 [Reply]
>walk into bathroom >finds this What do /b/?
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>>5966 CONSUME
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Anonymous 12/31/2020 (Thu) 16:42:54 No. 5020 [Reply] [Last]
Does anyone other than me find the idea of a 5-9 year old boy fucking a teenage girl or adult woman to be really fucking hot? Especially if it's is older sister or mother whose intense sexual fetish is for tiny undeveloped boypricks, and he is a convenient way to satisfy their depraved lusts (plus they think the wincest makes it hotter). In fantasy, not reality. (This should be obvious enough to go unsaid here).
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>>5869 >>5870 Not as small as I wish it was, take a look at the genitals of the greatest men on history, small cocks all around. Large dicks are for niggers, promoting them are jews, if you think that big erect cocks are superior, you have fallen for kike subversion. Smaller cocks are those of the superior races, a sign of intelligence and development, except on Indians. Small premises are superior, and women who lust after them are a superior breed of woman, they've resisted the jewish and negro concepts of sexual superiority, and embraced the classical sexual tastes of the greatest civilizations to ever exist. I wish mine were smaller than it is now. Horse Horsecocks are for niggers and other assorted farm animals. The kikes amd their pornographic empires are the only reason women bought into them, and in the past it was openly admitted that the larger the male reproductive organ, the more bestial, disgusting, and rmentally retarded the possessor of the organ was. The literature is clear, small dicks are chadly and supreme.

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>>5873 Holy mother of all fucking copes.

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22 January 2021 shortlist of undercover cops on Rizon Anonymous 01/22/2021 (Fri) 11:31:45 No. 5936 [Reply]
SuspiciousPizza SDCHN Tile Carp Naemuti Kot Leaf cull
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>>5938 yep 'cept me so hey anon what unlawful activity have you been up to lately? :)
>>5940 How about yourself? It's cool to brag about the little crimes isn't it? Tell me all about it, there's no way anyone would use it against you to silence your voice :^)
Bug black cop.

Raven thread Anonymous 07/13/2020 (Mon) 03:44:27 No. 1290 [Reply]
I'm doing my part to help revive this board. Here's some Raven.
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>>1290 >Hot gothic girl has the same name as my sister Guess I can't fap to this.
>>5915 That should only make it easier, faggot.
>>5915 So, you should fuck your sister?

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Anonymous 01/19/2021 (Tue) 12:06:12 No. 5853 [Reply]
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>>5939 You really need a woman, G.
>>5939 A woman is like a man but with a penis.
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Raid this d!scord server. They are leftist faggots Anona 01/23/2021 (Sat) 02:15:06 No. 5958 [Reply]
WjjBYSDs discord invite. Spam gore and get their left assed server banned.
>>5958 >Having a dicksword

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Anonymous 01/17/2021 (Sun) 05:44:14 No. 5778 [Reply]
What if I hypothetically love my hypothetical little sister?
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>>5846 Impressive, not everyday I find someone as wrong as you. >>5879 Maybe getting away from my family, wasn't such a bad idea at all.
I think I may have impregnated my sister again... not hypothetically...
>>5941 Your next step is to hope it's a girl and then impregnate your niece.


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