More upcoming figures from the toyline accompanying this shitshow.
I almost feel bad for Mattel, almost. They put themselves in the same situation as Dyke-Ra, but even worse; since they did put effort into this toyline and put out many figures to collect. You can see they tried to salvage Teela with feminine looking face that has small nose and lips, but she is still just MOTU version of MRey Sue.
Combined with overdetailed complex character designs to make it even worse. It's like the 90's animation renaissance never happened and people learned nothing from it.
The character designs are so ugly, they're all squarish and grotesque looking.
<Teela has bigger nose and lips than the niggeress
<Adam is ugly twink with a giant nose
I wish it was.
I usually separate my toy collecting with the media is relating to, as cool designs are just cool designs and toys let you use your imagination
, but they shat on Skeletor which was one of the few I considered getting and seeing the sequence behind Skelegod transformation, well it was lame. I think I rather get the lazy hipster Origins line, it's cheaper and more toyetic
The voice acting is awful:
<spoiled rich cunt Teela
Also, what's with this gay maho shoujo transformation of He-Man?
<that mossman pathetic screaming while burning alive
I literally lmao'd.
I want to choke Teela, she is such an obnoxious cunt.
<Body modification is evil!
<But trannies are good!
<Old lady mentoring Teela
Oh god, it's like Legend of Whorra all over again only the animation is shit and Teela won't get her ass kicked, fugg.
<you hurting her said in the most casual way
The cunt voice actor can't emote for shit.
<Teela named Prince Adam' cat
<Cringer make a speech about trust when the showrunners deceived the audience
The sheer irony.
<Geezer Batman and geezer Joker
Truly unholy alliance.
Kevin Smith should've just joined the Caped Crusader trio of hacks instead, making it quartet of hacks.
<The dad is bowing down to his cunt daughter and not vice versa
I find this to be the vilest crap in this shit show, spitting on one of the most basic and universal principles of moral; respecting one's parents, this is exactly why the West went to shit, complete disregard to tradition and despicable ungratefulness.
<family can be everything!
<she calls her father by his private name and not father
I wanna slap her!
<Wanna Make it all up to me?
You're the one who need to make it up for you dad you spoiled ungrateful insolent little piece of shit.
<Save the Sorceress dad
Oh, now you call him dad when you need favors, fucking manipulative cunt.
Wow, very clever.
<forcefully tries to be suddenly whimsical
<cunt centered episode
I can't stand her voice, she can't emote for shit and always sound like she either complaining, whining or just being an arrogant cunt, ugh, even Whorra wasn't that bad.
The animation is crap, their movement is so sluggish.
How is this shit aimed for "adults" managed to be more preachy and blunter than a children cartoon?
<I am your worst nightmare!
So of us, you insufferable cunt.
>tfw you know Scareglow won't manage to kill the cunt
Is this the saddest moment in this pile of crap?
<Orko died for the cunt
>You were kind
Unlike you cunt.
The niggeress is annoying too and bland, of course as expected from diversity hire.
<A nigger, a fag and a dyke in the same frame
<she still call her father by his personal name
<I HAVE...the spear going through my lower abdomen!
This shit is hilarious!
<immediately dies from it
I call BS on this.
This is stupid on so many levels...first if he is evil, he could just rape some gal, oh yeah, I forgot even villains must be feminist nowadays like how they turned the evil rapist prince in NuVoltron to feminist eunuch surrendered by dykes
. Second, how dare those ugly 3DPDs to suggest that Skeletor isn't handsome!