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>>24725 >>24731 Why would you create robots that don't look like robots and don't know they are robots?

>>24747 Happens all the time. Sometimes it's so they can be more effective in whatever role they're given, frequently espionage. Other times it's because you want a surrogate child and want to better pretend it isn't a robot. Sometimes it's so the robot doesn't realize it's a robot and therefore doesn't search for the inner mechanisms that will ultimately let you take more direct control at the most opportune moment, such as when it tries to betray you.

>>24704 > 1 vid, at the end > Adults welcome > Boxart shows rating 18+ What? Why? How? Do I even want to know?

>>24739 Well, the "adults welcome" bit is to advertise that Lego is not only a toy for kids, but for everyone of all ages. In this particular case it's also appealing to the adults that played Sonic 1 on the Genesis as children, considering the game is right at 30 years old now. As far as the 18+ rating goes, looking into it, it's something they introduced just a couple years ago, and it seems even Lego fans have been confused by their use of the rating, as one of it's early applications was a Sesame Street set spawned from an Ideas proposal just like this Sonic set. The only consistency seems to be higher price tags and if the set is aimed primarily at nostalgia.

>>24739 I completely glanced over that, oh wow. I guess it's about not having to comply with some regulation or another.

>>24653 >Doesn't mean I wouldn't like to hear it Well... at the 0:05 mark of the video, I think there should be a hill instead of a ramp to let the player choose to jump and reach the upper path using the physics.

While I was working on the layout, I was in the mood to assemble some assets again and had to get it out of my system. Welcome to Shivering Summit Zone, a ruined castle found and reinforced into a mighty mountaintop fortress by Eggman. A convenient excuse for Casltevania and Wolfenstein references. Unlike usually, I thought it'd be fun to make an animated mock-up to show the various parts, but considering the effort, I'm not sure if I'll do this again.

>>24713 I dig it. I love the sober atmosphere it has and the color palette. >Wolfenstein references Excellent taste. I hope you include some nice secrets in it!

>>23519 That Rouge is very cute but what the hell is up with her shoes? Rouge is a woman that demands the best of the best and she looks like she's wearing tattered socks.

>>24293 >very cute what the fuck are you on, man. That's a hideous entity with terribly ill-fit hits for the overall body. If you want it that wide, you really need to widen more of the torso or it looks retarded. But mile wide shoulders Knuckles right off to the side does make for a funny comparison that would make it work not as terribly in the show. Narrow upper body and spindly arms compared to Knuck's massive arms and shoulders and his spindle legs and hips supporting it all it's a funny mirror, but it is not a cute design in its own right. It's comedic, it's whacky cartoon design. You're smokin' something if that has any appeal

>>24667 > is the reason why it got criticized was only because of the mario galaxy style levels? Haven't played the full game, only the demo, but the problem I found is that it's still a boost game, in design, that's trying to disguise itself like it's one of the 3D platformer games. The best way to compare is that it's the difference between Shadow and Heroes; where the base game is the "same" between the two, but Heroes has the team gameplay and more speed oriented, meanwhile Shadow has the weapons and more focussed on exploration. Although, in some ways, Lost World does serve as a proper 3D follow-up to the 2D games.

>>24667 >>24668 >As someone who didn't play lost world >Haven't played the full game, only the demo You can get the full game from here if you're interested in trying it out. >>23496

>>24667 Lost World is basically Colors 2. More actual 3D gameplay, and a run button, but it doesn't change as much as you'd think. It still feels fundamentally like a "Modern Sonic" game, but without all the nostalgiabait of Generations or excess of extremely polished content (even if you don't like the premise) of Unleashed.

>>11561 No thanks, I don't want the Main lands commie Kung Flu.

>>24629 >see OP >something about bat fever >posted right before chink flu became a thing >yfw /fast/ was responsible for the pooh achoo

>>22814 >the world's most way past cool comic! Always gets me

I liked Satam overall, but I won't deny the concept was better than the execution. Kind of like MLP years later. It was the concept of the setting and characters that really drew me in, while the show itself was...ok. >>19270 Same, but with Bunnie. I really want to stick my dick in her.

When I was a kid I loved SatAM and didn't care for Adventures. Now my opinion is the opposite. SatAM is a pretty good kids' show, but it's not one of those shows that holds up for adult viewing, which a lot of '90s cartoons did well. At the same time SatAM was out, it was competing with other kids' action shows like Batman: The Animated Series, ReBoot, and Beast Wars, which blow it away in terms of action and characters and story. ReBoot and Beast Wars also try to do some comedy, as SatAM does, and again, they're better at it. And I only list these ones because they're shows I've watched relatively recently. SatAM is not an all time great. That said, is it good when compared to more run of the mill early '90s shows like Swat Kats or Captain Planet or Mighty Max? Sure, it's definitely in league with them. And they're pretty good. They're just not all time greats. Now I think SatAM is boring and a chore to watch, but I can see why kids would like it, especially in an era when they couldn't instantly watch any cartoon ever made. But I find Adventures more entertaining. I used to think SatAM looked better because it looked all crisp and clean, and I do still like how it looks, but SatAM's animation is actually pretty good and helps its comedy. It's no Ren & Stimpy or anything, but it's decent for a comedy cartoon of its era. Again, not an all time great, but it compares well with the average competing show of its time, and its time had better shows than most times. >>9095 Because the one thing ArchieSonic was good for was making the best of stupid characters and concepts, at least once Flynn was on it. It's all Flynn is good for, really. It would have been neat to get what probably would have been a loving and respectful, but actually well made (unlike the show) finale to Underground. Underground sucks, but they made a finale, and it would be cool to see it. >>9163 As much as I now strongly prefer the games' canon over SatAM and Archie, I do think it would be cool to include the SatAM characters as tertiary characters who guest star every now and then. This is what should have happened after the Super Genesis Wave, instead of keeping them as main characters over more important characters from the games. But if Mighty and Ray can show up every now and then, then it would be cool to have the SatAM characters operating in their own corner of the universe. They shouldn't be main characters, but if they show up to guest star every now and then, and appear in big massive climactic brawls, then that would be cool. But since they were used so badly in the comics for so long, I don't see Sega ever allowing this. And I don't blame them, either. >>19861 >Hell, I'd argue the episode about him & Uncle Chuck remains one of the strongest in the entire series Yeah, because it was one of the few where Sonic was actually the main character and not just a plot device. All that said, I'm a little conflicted, because the games basically use Sonic as a plot device frequently as well, because he's based on generic shounen heroes like Goku, who are frequently used as plot devices. And the best parts of Dragon Ball Z are when Goku is out of commission and Krillin and Bulma and Gohan are the real main characters, waiting for Goku to show up as a plot device that automatically beats the bad guy. And Sally is not unlike Bulma. Tails is not unlike Gohan. But then I guess it just brings us back to the point that, while SatAM is a good show, it's not an all time great. Dragon Ball Z is. It's not a fair comparison. And if you don't like Dragon Ball Z, then just consider that a more scathing criticism of SatAM, that it has even worse characterization and plotting than Dragon Ball Z. >>24454

Since there's already these two Bloodborne X Sonic crossover pics how about another one with Tails with some sort of Powder Kegs style getup.

>>24544 This could be cool too. We must perform some sort of ritual to summon the drawfags.

Requesting Kit the Fennec’s back without his backpack

>>21194 I couldn't find it, it's old as hell. It basically parodied 4chan becoming a SJW sanctuary or something to that extent.

I had this one dream a few years ago related to Sonic, being inside the Chao Garden with a rail going from the ground to the sky with some chao running and walking around.

The only Sonic-related dream I can remember is that I once had a dream where Arin, Dan, and Brian reformed Starbomb with TWRP and did a cover of the Sonic Heroes theme.

>>23962 8chan was never good.

>>23968 You're one to talk Silverfag. Don't get me started on /sthg/'s abhorrent posts or the infamous game where the fucker had his debut 15 years ago. I'm dreading revisiting Shadow's portion of 06 for my big franchise replay for the 30th anniversary and different studios aside, it's amazing how they made the vehicles there even worse than in Shadow's eponymous game. Besides, 8chan had its fair share of magical moments and OC.

>>23969 Nah, /v/ still sucked

>>23418 It means Spark 3 will be the best 3D Sonic game ever made

>>23233 Yeah, Mania being it's own game is way better than if it just ended up as a couple of bonus levels. Still, i am annoyed by the fact that Iizuka's thought proccess is "can you keep these zones but do Classic Sonic Generations as well" instead od "can you come up with more levels to turn it into a full game"

>>24237 Mania was good and successful. Make no mistake, this was an embarrassment to SEGA, much as Donkey Kong Country was to Nintendo back in the day.

>>23183 Get rid of him and the guy who casts the voices at SEGA USA, holy shit.

>>22910 Heroes doesn't have much of a story to begin with. He's a good guy, but that doesn't mean he has to be some happy guy like Sonic. Then that game introduces the idea that he might not even be the real Shadow, and the entire point of the next game is exploring that, and giving you choice to control just how edgy he is. So yeah, he can be edgy in that one, but it's up to you. And the canon ending is basically the one where he goes full good anyway. But again, that doesn't mean he has to completely change his personality. In the middle though, I think the story of Shadow the Hedgehog is actually pretty good, with an actual good solution of him deciding that it doesn't matter if he's the "real" one or not, since he is himself and that's what matters. After that he's just in '06, where he's basically just stoic but not very angsty, so much so that the ending of his story is him deciding to fight against Mephiles forever even though he's seen the future and knows that the world turns against him. Shadow has also been used well in the comics. Not often, but the Shadow Fall arc of Sonic Universe was one of the best arcs Sonic comics have ever had. Having him as a stoic secret agent type works. They could do more of that, and use his less carefree attitude to let him continue to explore the plot more than Sonic would care to, which is precisely what he did in Heroes, Shadow, and '06, but people who never even played '06 say it's bad for the wrong reasons, so now we can't have any of the characters, aestetic, or game play that were in that game. Except the awful Mach Speed sections, which became the only 3D gameplay we'd ever get anymore.

I love him so much bros.

Shadow is, always was, and always will be black

I haven't seen any chao themed banners, so have some that I've made myself.

>>23208 That's right, there weren't any. I'm happy that this oversight has been fixed, thanks!

I've added >>>/b/53097 to the rotation. If anyone else has any interesting images for banners the OP of that thread is still taking requests.

pingas?