Hello, /v/. Would you like to play a game?
For those of you not aware, Blizzard reveals the latest way they make the most inclusive characters vidya has ever seen - this soulless checkbox-filler described in the picture and this archive:
>“An important principle for us at King is that all players should feel welcome,” says Chomatas. “The intention is to inspire game teams not just at King, but throughout the Activision Blizzard King network, to think outside the box and challenge pre-conceived notions around how characters should look and act. As a result, hopefully we will create more characters that break the mold, and better represent women, non-binaries and other under-represented minorities in the industry.”
So it got me thinking, let's show the world who's the most in-touch with the under-represented. Enter -
/v/ MAKES THE MOST INCLUSIVE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER EVER!
We'll have anons describe the least-offensive, most inclusive, most degenerate
, most diverse Overwatch character, fitting every box that the Blizzardfriends have left for us. Victory will only occur after we have maxxed out the graph entirely in every single category. We can then see if a drawfag would like to draw this marvelous character for everyone's enjoyment.
>How do I play?
Simply redtext three characteristics at most each post, with the goal in mind of this character being as cultured, non-age-discriminatory, sexually-progressive, racially diverse, least ableist, most alternatively-beautiful (think less of a Disney princess and more like a Stephen Universe gem), etc as possible. If your suggestions are shit, and most anons agree, your idea can be thrown out, so put some effort into it. Pozz your mind as much as possible, we cannot let Blizzard outdo us here.
For the sake of setting an example, I'll go first.
<Half Aboriginal, half Arab